Frank Shirley I despise you! Ever since National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation came out in 1989 and you presented Clark Griswold his Jelly of the Month membership instead of his bonus, of the Month Clubs have been given a reputation as a lousy gift. To show you the error of your ways without the kidnapping and exploding sewage, here are a couple of reasons why of the month clubs make a great gift.
1.) Of the Month Clubs are a superb way for you to give a gift that reminds the recipient every month about you. So when that person receives their Beer/Wine of the Month, who do you think they will be ringing up to share it with? Forget MySpace and Facebook, that is genuine Social Networking.
2.) "Variety's the very spice of life That gives it all its flavour." William Cowper (1731-1800) that right I am throwing everything and a 18th century poet at you. Tired of your ketchup? Get a different ketchup every month with a ketchup of the month subscription because change is good and so is Honey Balsamic Ketchup.
3.) Of the Month Clubs aren't just for Father's Day anymore! Of the Month Clubs can be given whenever you need too. Whether you're trying to give an incredible Birthday present or just looking to brighten up someone's state of mind by sending a few months of tasty fruits, a monthly gift club can fit your gift giving needs.
4.) There are some incredibly one of a kind of the month gifts around now that will make you look like a Gift Giving guru. Things like Wild Game of the Month and Rum of the Month are good but what about the Monthly Astronaut Autograph Club. Don't believe me look it up on Google.
5.) Discover new things with these new of the month gifts from companies like BirchBox or Foodzie. So weather it's liquor or food these and other of the month clubs memberships will have you on the cutting edge of whatever you want to be on the cutting edge of.
6.) It is one of the few gifts you should allow yourself. Why should everyone on your Christmas list have all the fun? You deserve it too.
So Mr. Shirley do not be ashamed to give that Jelly of the Month Gift Club, as long as it's unique like a locally made Jelly or a not found in America variety. Better yet, instead of jelly, why not a Christmas Ornament of the Month I understand the Griswolds will probably need it after your last visit.
1.) Of the Month Clubs are a superb way for you to give a gift that reminds the recipient every month about you. So when that person receives their Beer/Wine of the Month, who do you think they will be ringing up to share it with? Forget MySpace and Facebook, that is genuine Social Networking.
2.) "Variety's the very spice of life That gives it all its flavour." William Cowper (1731-1800) that right I am throwing everything and a 18th century poet at you. Tired of your ketchup? Get a different ketchup every month with a ketchup of the month subscription because change is good and so is Honey Balsamic Ketchup.
3.) Of the Month Clubs aren't just for Father's Day anymore! Of the Month Clubs can be given whenever you need too. Whether you're trying to give an incredible Birthday present or just looking to brighten up someone's state of mind by sending a few months of tasty fruits, a monthly gift club can fit your gift giving needs.
4.) There are some incredibly one of a kind of the month gifts around now that will make you look like a Gift Giving guru. Things like Wild Game of the Month and Rum of the Month are good but what about the Monthly Astronaut Autograph Club. Don't believe me look it up on Google.
5.) Discover new things with these new of the month gifts from companies like BirchBox or Foodzie. So weather it's liquor or food these and other of the month clubs memberships will have you on the cutting edge of whatever you want to be on the cutting edge of.
6.) It is one of the few gifts you should allow yourself. Why should everyone on your Christmas list have all the fun? You deserve it too.
So Mr. Shirley do not be ashamed to give that Jelly of the Month Gift Club, as long as it's unique like a locally made Jelly or a not found in America variety. Better yet, instead of jelly, why not a Christmas Ornament of the Month I understand the Griswolds will probably need it after your last visit.
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Learn more about of the month clubs. Stop by Dana A. Romero's site where you can find out all about clubs like his Dried Fruit of the Month Gift Club.
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